Hey, I think I might be okay

So the doctor called me this weekend at some ungodly hour in the morning while I was trying to sleep in but I forgive them because they brought me good news (though they didn't seem quite as excited as I would have been having delivered pretty good news?).
The results from my cortisol test came back normal so I'm not so worried about brain tumors and what not. Which is great.

I suppose I can continue about my days now like I'm not awaiting a death sentence. I won't be dying unless it's in the way ze millennials do nowadays

If you see me in public come give me a high five. Things are looking up. TAKE THAT MERCURY RETROGRADE / HEALTH PROBLEMS!